What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 07:25

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
How do I become an intelligent man?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Being fat is a trap - Hacker News
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
No go.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Packers waive receiver, open up roster spot - Acme Packing Company
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Why do Muslims invade Western society?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading