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12.06.2025 01:25
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Why are Republicans such intolerant people?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
In what ways does Islam oppress women?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
When do you start "growing old"?
So they tried
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
No way
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Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives