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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 01:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

What, when building a house, are the necessary wires (beside 120v) to future proof my house, Cat6, Coax, low voltage, and alarm wires?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

Why are Republicans such intolerant people?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Just Forget it!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

In what ways does Islam oppress women?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

Thumbs down again.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

When do you start "growing old"?

So they tried

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What is music publishing?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

No way

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Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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