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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 07:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

How do I become an intelligent man?

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Being fat is a trap - Hacker News

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Re-ranking the 16 super regional teams in the 2025 NCAA baseball tournament - NCAA.com

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the meanest thing your husband has said to you?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

No go.

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Packers waive receiver, open up roster spot - Acme Packing Company

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do Muslims invade Western society?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Do you think Lady Gaga and Celine Dion have rehearsed separately for their performance at the Olympics opening ceremony?